I’m the founder of the “I suck at keeping the conversation going, but I really like talking to you” club
- Bobby Long: Well, years ago he trusted my opinion.
- Lawson Pines: Years ago you were easier to trust.
That’s LA. They worship everything and value nothing.
Sebastian (Ryan Gosling) from La La Land (via -fuckyeahmoviequotes-)
One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.
1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.
and here i was thinking about sucking dick for free
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what staff really needs to do is delete those blogs who havent updated since 2009 with cool one word url’s
So I asked Misha if he could record a message to my friends who couldn’t make it to the convention. The lady beside him instantly said no but Misha did it anyway :D
so let me get this straight:
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
people with vaginas are fucking badass.
people with vaginas
what are they called again?
They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.
whoop there it is
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By annavshelton
Untitled on We Heart It
http://weheartit.com/entry/108066395/via/CharaBelieber
Michael’s voice-over session for Dexter.
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